Winter Driving Song
(To the tune of Jingle Bells)
Dashing through the snow
In my beat up Subaru
It has a million miles
But it always gets me through
The check engine light is on
It has been for awhile now
I need to get to work
Or their gonna have a cow
There goes another fool
He’s passing on a hill
The fog is thick as spit
Oh, I hope he’s got a will
Why can’t I just stay home
These roads are really slick
My fingertips are numb
Oh, I wish I’d called in sick
My husband is at home
Warm and snug in bed
And I’m out here driving
Praying I don’t end up dead.
By Jennifer DeNaughel
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